Archive for category Preschool Quotes

Not For A Mother’s Ears

Beside Damion I sit as he works on a drawing project. Excitingly he requests my attention and asks, ” Look Paul…my mom’s penis,” as he shows me a phallic looking scribble in the pelvis area of his picture of a person. Immediately my hand covers my unstoppable chuckle and another kid then chimes in –”Girls don’t have penis’s.” Damion then replies, “I’m going to cover it up,” and quickly he fills in the private region and the entire body of the picture, as if it was naked — all the while with a big grin on his face.

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Quote of The Century

Jack who has an affinity for one liner jokes is working on assembling a race car kit. He struggles a bit to fasten down the bolts and mean while is cracking the one liners. “I’m one step ahead of you,” he says to his playmate. And his playmate repeats it back. Jack then says, “life stinks,” with a smirk on the face. After saying the phrase a few times over, I ask him why it stinks and chime in…”life smells like candy and flowers to me.” “No way…it smells like oil, gas, and skunks,” Jack quickly responds. And we laugh out loud together.

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Quote of The Week

“I can never cease to be a princess!”

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Quote of The Week

“Your not invited to by birthday party…your not my friend!”

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