Second Grader Swear Invention

“I invented a new swear word…”

“Is it C-R-A-P,” I spell out loud,to see if he’s paying any attention.

“No!” Curious I ask, “what is it?”

“CRIT,” he proudly states.

“Who taught you that I ask?” “You don’t want to know,” and he takes off to reunite with his friends in the school yard.

I’d have to admit it is quite clever.